my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
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Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
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Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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