She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
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The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
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2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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