Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
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he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
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You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
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