Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
Randomize
