Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Randomize
