he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
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I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
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My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
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