id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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