Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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