we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
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Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
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We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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