yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
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he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
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So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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