your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
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we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
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I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.