What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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