I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
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Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
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He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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