Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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