I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
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I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
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I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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