I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
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