I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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