The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
Randomize
