Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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