Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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