ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
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he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
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I need a burrito and a hug.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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