Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
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Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
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Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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