my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
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I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
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Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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