No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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