take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
I am available for nakedness
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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