Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
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i love accidental penises.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
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I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Randomize