So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
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that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
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It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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