Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
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seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
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I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
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