You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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