Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Randomize
