I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
Randomize
