New low: just hacked my moms facebook
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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