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(217): View more from Illinois

Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.

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(630): View more from Illinois

I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.

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(432): View more from Texas

So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.

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(907): View more from Alaska

Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room

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(330): View more from Ohio

I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.

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(212): View more from New York

your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.

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