Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
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you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
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Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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