If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
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