You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
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