So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
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who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
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There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
i think i just lost a toe
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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