Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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