I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
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