considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
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So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
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He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
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