Kareoke will never be a sober sport
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
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Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
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I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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