Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
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You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
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He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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