Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
Randomize
