it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
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no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
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He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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