im drinking this country out of the recession.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
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