Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
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she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
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I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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