lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
Randomize
