I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
There r osticjed everywhere
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I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
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you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
You had me at "let me see your balls"
True strength comes from lack of pants
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex