Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
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