i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
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my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
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Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.