oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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