I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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