i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
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