We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
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