if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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