let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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