Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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