But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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